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Some great comments from the game over the years...

"If you want to win, you have to pay up to £100,000 a week to a player who can hardly read or write and he earns four or five million pounds. It's crazy."

Fulham chairman Mohamed Al Fayed tells it like it is

"It sticks in the craw a bit because nobody likes Arsenal."

Brian Clough remains the master of understated tact as the Gunners claim his side's unbeaten record.

"Abramovich had moments where he could smell success, and I know that taste very well."

Mourinho forgets all his senses to describe how he felt.

"Even Manchester United, the most famous club in the country, can't buy Wayne Rooney."

Sir Bobby Robson (speaking 24 hours before Wayne Rooney signed for Man United).

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